Homer
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D'oh   d'oh2.wav
32 D'ohs  32dohs.wav
:Why you little...  why_you_little.wav
: we where lucky this time, but it's all to clear that something  in this universe aren't meant to be trifelt with....
: Homer what are you doing ?
: Something I should have done a long time ago...
I'LL TEACH YOU  TO MESS WITH MY MACHINE...
(Bart Screams)
I'm gonna chop you god, that cost me 35 cents.
You're just making it worse, I promise I won't hurt you.
 lucky.wav
:Hmm.. aww..Woogies..slimy..uhh...moving...
Aha..oh 20 dollars, i wanted a peanut.
s brain : 20 dollars can buy many peanuts.
: Explain how.
s brain : Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
: Woohoo.. Hehe ooh oh .....
 20dollar.wav
: Hello operator, give me the number for 911.  911.wav
: Wait a minute, I forgot to check the coast was clear...That's probably clear, let's go. aaah.
: Beer.
: I can explain Marge, please let me explain, why won't you let me explain.
: You're the one the papers have been talking about. That mysterious Beer Baron, who's been supplying Springfield with alcohol. How have you been getting away with this ?
: Well, and I can explain remember. I fill the ball with the beer that I found at the dump. And then I bowl them and some underground pipes take 'em down to Moe's.
: Homer that's very clever.
: Huh ?
Lisa : Mum ?
: Well it is. I've known you father since high school and this is the cleverest thing he's ever done. Besides he's just breaking the silly 200 year old law.
: It is silly Marge, and look at all the money I'm making.
: Oh..
Lisa  : Mum ? prohibition may be unpopular, but it's the law and we still have.....
: Go to your room Lisa!
 beer_baron.wav
: The power plant called and said of you don't come in today, don't bother coming inn monday.
: Woohoo Four day weekend.
4_day_weekend.wav
: To start press any key, where's the "any" key?  any_key.wav
: Ah..  Simpson, at last we meet..
: Yeah, nice to see you to , sir.
: Hmm..
 atlast_we_meet.wav
: My baloney has a first name it's H-O-M-E-R
My baloney has a second name it's H-O-M-E-R
 baloney.wav
: Oh.. there's only one can of beer left and it's Bart's.  barts_beer.wav
: That's the bears pay the bears tax, I pay the Homer tax.
Lisa : That's the home honor tax....
: Well any way I'm still ovary.
 beartax.wav
: Bu aaah... Hey get of my sugar. Bad bee bad. aaaaaaaaaaaah........
 They' re defending themselves some how.
 bees.wav
: Woohoo look at that blubber  fly.  Blubber.wav
: aaah. Boogyman.  boogyman.wav
: Boooooooooooooooooring  boring.wav
 ? : You still work for NASA ?
: No I work at the nuclear power plant.
 ? : oh...Homer.
: Well, you'll be very happy to know I don't work very hard. Actually i'm bringing the plant down from the inside...
 bring_plant_down.wav
: Oh.. I'll Sell my soul for a donut.  donut.wav
: Donuts is there any thing they can't do ?  donuts.wav
? : Take this object but beware, it carries a terrible curse.
Homer : That's bad...
? : But it comes with a free fro gout.
homer  : that's good...
? : the fro Gout is also cursed.
homer  : That's bad...
? : But you get your choice of topping.
Homer : that's good...
? : the topping contains potassium benzoate....     That's bad...
homer : Can I  go now ?

Homer : Well that's it I'm out of here.

Homer : Marge, I swear I didn't touch her. I can't say the word titmouse without giggling like a school girl... Hehe he hehe

Homer : Oh.. All this computer hacking is making me thirsty.

Lisa : That's very nice dad, but it's wrong of you to reward violent competitive behavior,
how ever I will sit in front with you if it is a fatherly gesture of love...
Homer : Okay, hun... Sucker, competitive violent that's why you're here... Ha ha
 

 Homer  : You maniacs, You blew it up. Damn you, damn you all to hell.
 
 

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